If Donald Trump were a pharmacist…..

If Donald Trump were a pharmacist, this is what I think he will sound like:

Donald: “From an extremely credible source, this magic pill will work wonder for you.”

Patient: “Where is your credible source?”

Donald: “Oh I read it on my tweets this morning? You know, it really doesn’t matter what the evidence say as long as you’ve got a young, and beautiful, piece of rectal suppository shooting up your ass. Also I have better judgement than the lady pharmacist across the street. She just doesn’t have the stimina.”

Patient: “By the way, this isn’t a 1 month supply of my medications here”

Donald: “Oh yes, there is a shortage, so I am giving you 10 pills. Will see if I can give you the rest later, perhaps never.”

Patient: “What?”

Donald: “You should get the rest from your home country. This is how I will make pharmacy great again.”

End of the interaction. 




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My name is Cynthia Leung and I am a practicing pharmacist in Kingston Ontario, Canada. This blog is for me to share my ideas, opinions and perspectives on how medications are used in our health care system. Note that these posts are my own opinions and do not represent the opinions of my current or former employers and / or organizations that I may belong to. Any possible case scenarios described in my posts would be modified to maintain patient confidentiality. This blog is not a platform for professional advise for patients or health care providers and the content is not meant to support any clinical decisions or replace professional opinions. Also the images are either taken or created by the author, or adapted with permissions. I hope you will enjoy reading my posts!

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